but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
411k notes and every single person knew exactly what the fuck you were talking about
who the fuck else has fucking scissors for hands. of course everyone fucking knows what this fucking post is about.
"your made-up pronouns aren’t real words"
ah yes, as an english major i can confirm that no one has ever made up words to compensate for gaps in the language
all words occur naturally in caves located deep in the Amazon rainforest, where they are carefully handpicked by linguists and preserved in dictionaries
“Comedy comes pretty easily.” Even in those scenes of mass murder. “The reality is, you’ve got 35 or 40 naked, sweaty, farty people lying on the floor. When we’d be doing those scenes, we’d heard a stomach rumble and realize at least four of them were asleep. That takes some of the edge off the horror.” — Hugh Dancy [x]